We Are All Until Our Two Years are Up

Pennsylvania Harrisburg missionaries singing to We Are All Enlisted:
We are all enlisted ’til our two years are up, Trunky are we, Trunky are we!
Missionaries for the Lord, we will serve, We will grin & bear it by and by.
Haste to the airport, make no delay; Imported “greenies” stand in our way; Brush them aside and fly, fly away, We’re joyfully, joyfully, goin’ home to Mom and Dad.
We are all enlisted ’til our two years are up, Trunky are we, Trunky are we!
Missionaries for the Lord, we will serve, We will grin & bear it by and by.

Overheard by: Pennsylvania Harrisburg Mission

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A Little Sinner

YSA Sister speaking in sacrament meeting about the 5-year-old she taught how to swim: …and he was a good little sinner. Er, swimmer.

Overheard by: Backstroke (phone)

Alive and Well

Speaker at youth fireside: …and I know that our living prophet on the earth today Spencer W. Kimball—I mean Thomas S. Monson!

Overheard by: Sister of Jared

Three Course Meal

Daughter: Mom look!
Mom: What?
Daughter: I got a sacrament bread sandwich!

Overheard by: Sister of Jared

Baptism Planning

Mother: What song would you like your sister to sing at your baptism?
8-year-old son: MOVES LIKE JAGGER!
Mother: No, Alex, that’s not appropriate.
Son: Oh, does it have to be one of those boring church ones?

Overheard by: Mick

Is This Thing On?

Teacher: How can we actively be member missionaries? And being a good example is not active missionary work.
Brother: Well, we can start first by being an example to those around us.

Overheard by: Dastruption

How To Be Released

Stake primary leader: [drawing on the whiteboard]
Little boy in glasses: I can’t see!
Stake leader: Why not, you have four eyes!

Overheard by: UK Ward

The White Throne

The White Throne

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